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Here is installment 2 of the fun fun chat that can be had while playing online poker…

CAST OF CHARACTERS:

“strike”….Our hero, none other than me

“MrCho”…..a semi-maniacal player who is almost constantly playing at this site.
always displays his entire bankroll - currently around $30,000 -
in chips in front of him

“Karen”…..a very good, very tight player

chorus……4 other players are present, but they are mostly silent.
(the filthy nasty “gabesr” from installment 1 was here earlier
spewing away about how he was a serious alcoholic and needed help,
but he is nowhere to be found now)

As our play begins, our hero “strike” has just hit a lucky Jack on the river to beat the evil MrCho’s pair of tens, stealing a large pot, and then the chat commences:

MrCho >> MORTHERFCUKER!!!!!
MrCho >> PIECE OF SHITTTTTTT!!!!!!
strike >> that makes me feel bad when you say that
MrCho >> FUCK YOU
MrCho >> I had a 10
strike >> I know
MrCho >> FUCKING CUNT
strike >> now do you feel better?
MrCho >> NOT YET
MrCho >> I gotta take you for another $500
strike >> how bout now?
MrCho >> Whatta fuck
MrCho >> Hey strike, your soul’s mine
strike >> no it’s not
MrCho >> lol
MrCho >> Cunts
MrCho >> Its mine whore
MrCho >> ahhahaha
MrCho >> Nice raise cunt
MrCho >> Piece of shit
strike >> now you’re really making me feel bad please stop
strike >> please
MrCho >> All right
strike >> thanks
MrCho >> I appologize
strike >> I forgive you
MrCho >> But if you draw on me like that one more time, I’ll kill you!
strike >> I promise you I will
strike >> so I guess you’ll have to kill me
MrCho >> No prob
strike >> which will suck for me
strike >> being only 13 and all
MrCho >> You are?
Karen >> are you serious strike??
strike >> well, 12 and a half really
Karen >> cho really got to you?
Karen >> who the fuck cares what cho says
MrCho >> Karen shut it
Karen >> or anyone on here for that matter
MrCho >> If that’s true, I think you are too young to play here, no?
Karen >> ive been called every name in the book and i dont care at all
Karen >> not one single bit
Karen >> who the fuck cares
MrCho >> lol
strike >> thanks Karen, you’re the best
MrCho >> Karen, stop being rent-a-mom and back to the trailer!
Karen >> Its not like when cho calls me a whore i think hmmm.. maybe i am a whore
Karen >> i live in maui
Karen >> no trailers here
Karen >> i live in paradise
Karen >> where do you live?
MrCho >> NJ
MrCho >> lol
strike >> seattle
Karen >> no wonder youre so miserable
Karen >> cho
MrCho >>
MrCho >> You probably right
strike >> (I knew who you meant)
MrCho >> I don’t mean any disrespect Karen
MrCho >> Please forgive me for my languaAge too
Karen >> i do
Karen >> fuck you
Karen >> HAHhahahah
MrCho >> lol
MrCho >> Well you see
MrCho >> Not my fault
Karen >> friends are boring
Karen >> online
Karen >> enemies are fun
Karen >> so lets decide to hate each other
Karen >> i like to fight
Karen >> instead of saying nice hand and bs
MrCho >> I’d fuck you not fight you if you were here
MrCho >> lol
MrCho >> Where’d she go?
MrCho >> Strik, what your name bud?
Karen >> im bored with poker
strike >> that’s a little too personal … let’s stick to strike
thewalrus >> then fuck off
MrCho >> ok
MrCho >> Karen you there?