In ten hours I will head for Swedish Medical Center to check in, wait for two hours, get drugged unconscious, and have my kidney stone zapped with a laser and the resulting pieces removed with a basket. I have just stuffed some ice cream down in the last few minutes before midnight, and now I am prohibited even water until after the surgery. I’m only mildly nervous about the surgery itself (I’ve had general anesthesia before, over twenty years ago when they weren’t so good at it, and it was actually kind of fun – when I woke up I was super-grateful to everyone and blathered on thanking the nurses, the doctor, my girlfriend, other patients), but I’m more nervous about what the next couple/few days will be like afterward. Hopefully after just a little more ickiness I will be completely stone-free and can head off to the villa in Tuscany with rock-free plumbing.
That being said, you’re here for the poker, right? What better way to distract myself from impending doom than to write a poker blog entry … and I did spend all of last week in Vegas, playing my first serious live poker in I’m not sure how many months. I chose the timing to combine a visit with my old college chum Mathews (aka The Beast) – in town for a conference – and the final week of the Wynn Poker Classic. I only managed to play in two events in the Wynn series (plus a baby $150 tournament at the Venetian) because in both cases I made Day 2 of the tournament, preventing me from playing in the following day’s event and limiting me to two tournaments in four days. In the first event ($550 buyin), we started with 10,000 chips and I was down around 5,000 late in the day with average something like 50,000 when I staged a massive comeback. I never sucked out on anyone, but I did run well in coinflips, winning 3 out of 4 on Day 1, and winning a crucial 60:40 race on the last hand of the night that was so freakishly like my claim-to-infamy “stretcher” hand with Dmitri Nobles from 2006 that I felt certain I would bust out. Here’s the scene … It’s unclear whether I will have to pay my big blind on the last hand of the night, but the dealer grabs the cards quickly and we’re going to get in one more hand (oh joy) … the tough aggressive pro on my left who has been my nemesis all day raises UTG, 2nd position calls and it is folded around to me … I look down at AQs and I have something like 20BB, the perfect stack size for a 3-bet even without such a strong hand, so I ship it in … the tough pro ponders for a short while and calls, and I assume I’m in a coinflip … 2nd position folds and the pro tables K-9. I’m a little surprised at his call but he has shown the willingness to make big “Elky-style” calls, and he had to know that I might be willing to gamble it up on the last hand of the night so that I could either gather a bunch of chips or bust out and be able to play tomorrow’s tournament … the flop brings him no help, and I even catch a Queen so I would have beaten the 2nd position player’s Nines too, and I double up to 111,000 chips – a better than 22:1 increase in my stack size in a couple of hours and putting me fifth in the tournament.
I neglected to mention that by the end of the night we were down to 13 players out of the original 160-ish and we were all in the money (inexplicably, 19 players got paid, which everyone thought was really weird – 18 would be normal in a 9-handed-table event, 20 would sort of make half-sense, but 19?). When I came back for day 2 I had the tough pro on my right, which I much preferred, I bobbed up and down between 130K and 95K, and made it to the final 10 with around 100K, which by then was a little under average. Now my nemesis was across the table from me, and with nine players left I opened from early position with AKs, he 3-bet to 20,000 and I instantly shoved all-in. He asked me how much I had and I told him, and he quickly called, tabling a pair of Sevens. A pair of Nines on the flop and a Jack on the turn gave me hope for a counterfeit, but the river brick knocked me out in Ninth for a $1707 prize. Aforementioned tough pro took my chips to victory for something like $14K.
The next day I came back for the $1070 buyin event, and had a totally grueling Day 1, starting with 15,000 chips, catching some big hands early on but not getting a lot of action on them, building my stack up to 26K and then treading water for the rest of the day between 26K and 17K, never getting all-in and called, never playing a huge pot, never going anywhere as the average chip stack sailed past me and left me in the dust. Out of 153 players, 29 remained at the end of the day, and I was *solidly* in 29th place with 20,000 chips. I came back, got a couple of shoves through the blinds, and then the blinds went up to 800-1600-200 and for the first time in the whole tournament I determined that the next hand dealt gave me the right decision to shove my stack in with any two cards if it was folded to me. It was indeed, and while there are some (like “Old Josh”) who won’t even look at their cards in that spot, I always look in case I want to try to throw out some mis-information or in case I have a monster hand and want to get trappy against the right opponent. I look down and have the nearly penultimate hold’em hand, a pair of Queens (which my old pal Dan refers to as my Kryptonite). I momentarily consider trapping, decide against it, jam it in, and get a pretty quick overshove. That actually seems pretty good, since I don’t expect that player to do that with KK or AA, so the only thing I have to worry about is a coinflip with AK. I should be happy to see a pair of Tens in his hand but I actually (and I *NEVER* say this sort of thing) think to myself “I’ve got a bad feeling about this”, and sure enough a Ten is the first card off the deck. I pick up a gutshot on the turn but no help on the river and I’m out in 27th, 12 short of the money, after 40 minutes of Day 2 play.
If I had made it to the final few players of that event I would have missed my flight home but would have a mound of cash to console myself with. Instead I twiddle my thumbs, check in on the Ambassador (henceforth referred to as “A”) who is playing in that day’s PLO event (and we had bought 20% of each other, so I was invested in his success), lose a couple of hundred dollars in a juicy cash game at the Wynn (instead of hindsight-confirmed plan B, which was borrowing A’s car and getting some Nevada-priced booze to take home), and spend half of A’s dinner break with him at Zuza before sprinting to Harrahs to pick up my bags and jump in a taxi. Before my flight leaves I engage in some text messaging with A, who keeps writing to me about the horrible bad beats he is suffering and how much he is hating poker and life. I reply in my typical snotty way and get on the plane (upgraded on an Alaska flight due to my platinum Delta status – cha-ching!) and when I land in Seattle at 11:30PM I don’t have a new message from A, which is either good or very bad. I manage to learn that he is still in, still miserable, and on the bubble (11 players left, 10 get paid). I brace myself for what will flow through my phone if he busts on the bubble, and I do get a message about him losing half his stack with Aces, but then I get another message that the bubble has burst (in fact he burst it with, again, Aces) and that he had finished the day, and that he was (surprise) still terribly unhappy.
The next day I hadn’t heard anything by 4PM (day 2’s start at 2PM) so I checked in, and he was still swinging 6-handed, but he had just lost a massive pot to Scotty Nguyen. Things must have happened fast, because I received messages saying 4-handed, 3-handed, and then the message “Winner”. So despite all the despair and moaning, he came out on top for $12K, of which 20% is mine, turning what would have been a breakeven trip for me into a nice small profit. Thanks Ambassador! And cheer up! At least you’re not about to have a kidney stone blasted out of you!
Ahh, back to the stone. Maybe my share of the Ambassador’s winnings will pay for my surgery after my insurance fails to pay for all of it. Or maybe not. Probably not.
1PM PST onwards, think good thoughts for safe laser-guidance and good laser-beam aim, and mostly for minimal post-op nether-region pain. I’ll post a follow-up, but it might take me a few days to come out of my Oxycodone haze … stoned, but de-stoned too … there’s a Koan or Haiku in there somewhere.
Signing out…
Luckbox Larry (hoping to start living up to that nickname again soon)